*Custom Request* After the test drive, I am in love with this car, but it’s a little out of my price range. I innocently ask what I can do to get the best deal, and you shock me by asking that I lick your face for 5 minutes. At first stunned, I reluctantly agree. Back at my place, I nervously begin licking you — a tiny man. Soon, each wet lick drenches your entire body, and I find myself enjoying it. Licking turns into sucking until half your torso is inside my mouth. Finally, I confess — I know I can get the car for free if I just devour you, and you’re the perfect size to swallow whole.